A Shalom to Arms!
A long time coming, not much in the way of payoff.
GET! YOURS! NOW!
I'm totally EVENT DRIVEN!
Tax and Spend. But mainly spend.
America, let's DO this thing!
Did you say... ASS JAMMERS?
Batting Zero for Three
Whole lot of NON-SHAKIN goin on
Snakes on the Internet
TALKIN TOUGH on TERROR!
A Call to Non-Action!!
Where Do We Go From Here?
You, only spending more money.
Graham had this to say.
Tragedies for sale!
Ground Control to Majorly Wasted
Been a long time, I should'na left you....
Emesis Meetsus Linoleum
"As I See It"
Tax (return) and Spend
Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock
Have we been working out?
Jane Jacobs always thought your SUV was ugly.
Initial Public Offering
If you want to see tomorrow morning, I suggest you stay awake.
Are these Peeps HOT or NOT?
Get all up in my face.
Death and Hollywood
Ballad of a Sad Canadian
I'm with you...and the constellations
We're Big in Wisconsin
For Energy Infinite
Don't Hassle Me.
HO HO HO HA HA HA
It's Been A Long Time, I Shouldn'ta Left You
Just me and ma bitch
Do th'ey kn'ow it's Holla-at-yo-ween?
The Hold Steady Seemed Tired Last Night
NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!
There is no other place to live, but stay where you are.
Talk points for upcoming meeting
Always remember never to trust me
Not Ybor City
The Untouchable Sound
Crown and Anchor
No Ceasefires! These are crimes against the state of our love...
Feel the Realness.
All the News that's Shit to Print!
The New York Post
ONE WEEK TIL MY BIRTHDAY.
If it's waxed, am i still a woman?
Make sure to never do it with the singers
To the Queenshead, Jeeves!
Don't Fear the Crapper
Mississauga Queen..you know what I mean...
Sad Girls GORDITA
Just like Tesla said...
Where do I BEGIN??
Revenge of the SHITh!
I. AM. AN. ASSHOLE
Unpack a party, bro!
Cupcakes for Canada
Death From The Love!
Be Not Afraid.
This is an invitation...
The end is nigh
Change the channel, I hate everything
I'll have seconds!!
totally dumb idea for an entry.
Insatiable urge to consume.
Girl, don't have an embolism
Olde Timey Parlour Gaemes
Your Magic is Working
When the going gets weird.
Disconnect the Dots
Hey...are you in a BAND?
I'm tired like Michelin...
COME OUT COME OUT
Best Tuesday Ever!!!
Pause for Applause
I'll just live in my memories. k thx
Color Me Bitter
Are you feelin my disco?!??
HOT HOLIDAY SCOOP
Beggars really can be choosers
So I'm trying to be more "real" ...
Worst Christmas List Ever
A Tribute to Shelley Long
Now usually I don't do this but uh.. go ahead an break em off a little preview of the remix...
Pee pee paws
Mumsy takes Manhattan
Missed Connection with Cirrhosis (East Village)
Totally checkin' in with MY GRANDPARENTS
Don't drink just 2 shots, drink about 6.
America is the new Russia
YALLS HAVE TO VOTE. SERIOUSLY ASSHOLES!!
Cut off their Hands. Smash their Powerbooks.
You're a ________, I'm a _________.
Oh my gosh oh god yes
Afterparty in the woods
2 Fast, 2 Furious
TAKE IT HOME, TURN IT UP
Majectic Entry of Retarded Proportions
east coast west coast worldwide
Snuggles and Cuddles
Taking a nap for Democracy!
Get into this.
Olympic Gold / My Hair
Short Notice party!?!??
Gin and Tronics
Larry King (hearts) Aaron Brown
What did the 5 fingers say to the Face??!!??!
Pictures of Philly
Every rose has its thorn
I never heard of a baby swallowing a magazine before.
Livin better now, Gucci sweater now...
Last night a BJ saved my life
Drunk. Deal with it.
Notes from the Underground
Some weekend thingies!
F U Pigeon!
We didn't even get asked to leave
I WILL take a life
Kill Dougie: Vol 2
Barf into your open hands!
Time is the Money of Love
A world too cold to listen, and too white to sing along
We Don't Sleep At Night
A spy in the house of drugs
Events and Activities
Park Slope "party"
Martha Stewart tattoos
Tuesday is the new Friday.
This just in.
Oh very much yes!
"Tim, teach her about Sebadoh"
Waste Your Evening, Wastoid!
God Save the Fog Machine
Let's go together, stay gone forever
Not a "yes" man, more like a "whatevs" man.
:A ball of hair and teeth speaks:
WHERE MY REAL LIVE NIGGAS AT?!?!??!
I'm OK, You're KO.
Vanity / Insanity
Blow your own mind.
A Valentine's Day Treat- early
Come here baby, I love your company....
Please go easy on me!
Dexedrine and the City
Too many hours, not enough plans...
+awesome title you will remember always+
Have Sex With Me or I'll Punch You In The Mouth -or- "Christmas"
She's got the Action, You've got the Issues.
Get out of my SPIDER HOLE!
My Diary: Your Own Personal Jesus
Life is Beautiful. If by 'beautiful' you mean 'retarded'
I partied myself to death!
A shot has been fired!
I need a haircut. among other things.
Remembrance Day Party
the CMJ took my baby away
I wanna get lost in your rock'n'roll and drift away.....
I'm fasting for peace
The Good Static
From hermit to harlot
I push things out through my mouth, I get refilled through my ears.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
The jewel in New Jersey's crown
Monday's Adventure: Part One
Notes from the Underground
This ain't Queensbridge
Friendster or Foester?
Cincinatti Riot Blues
TKO at Tinkle
Lights? CAMERA ACTION!
Power down, powered up: The night New York got wasted
seems so out of context....
lead me knee deep into some kind of trouble
"Don't Get Scared"
just an update. that's all
Disgruntled Maid takes Chinaman Hostage: SARS blamed
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz...
More radicality to follow....
I talk - you listen.
i'm moving on with your life.
We Came to Party.
Go back to those gold soundz...
Stars and Stripes Forever
oh, and everything smells like urine
Rainbows for You
Don't Drink and Kickbox
My Own Private Apocalypse
When you wish upon a star in Texarkana....
Bring the noise/ pass the controller
jesus christ superSARS
Large Groups of Noisy People
Bitch, I'm broke.
A stiff finger to the Adam's apple and you eat death.
Kiss Distinctly American
All my hos look like Sasquatch (NOT!)
Hot Times, indeed.
quarter century of love
Teen Vogue / Teen People
Same as it ever was....
Fight with Rasheed (sad face)
Suicide is Painless....
Conversations with Daddy
Conversations with Rasheed
throw those oars overboard
kick this one here for me and my DJ
When planes crash, they call me (that's what it's all about)
"I'm like so what I'm drunk"
Fingerbangs: Death From Above takes America
TAKE IT TO THE TOP: the Death from Above Story
Back to Life, Back to Reality
Disappearing Dale, Reoccurring Themes
Photographic proof of awesomity
Design chat with e.b.Mann
Even when she jumps on the bed!
"I can smell your flower from over here"
Love's going out of fashion?
Aw naw, hell naw boy
Like being stung by a million bees at once
Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme Quick.
you get ill, i get ill, then we both kill at will
Vernon Valley Great Gorge
It both shocks and awes me
Operation Fucking Nuts, Guy
Canadians are so Polite
Good Morning Downtown Oshawa!
Amazing Marketing Opportunities of Destruction
The Psychic Alliance
The Mad Ones
rags you stuffed into your stab wounds
you get gypped
these are the BEST TAPES
Entry 301! Who wants TACOS???
Why do people even bother arguing with me?
Just Beat It (your TV)
Now THIS is great television!
You so crazy!
the cars, the bars, the moonshine in mason jars
Love it when you hold me baybeeee
Shuck my Eyes
Outrageous (lack of) Fortune
Happy Birthday Katie!
Fuck You Steve Jobs
Rejection doesn't bother me, I'll buy you breakfast then you'll see
Here's to Injustice!
Feed the Baby!
Here Comes Another Day
Oh mumsy, you so crazy!
Everybody raise a glass...
Chicken, Booze and Booty
But...but.. you HAVE to win..it's OUR school!!!
Win, place or show
Read and Believe
To MA DOGS ON DEATH ROW , part II - or - "Alex says 'hahahaha' "
for all ma DOGS ON DEATH ROW
oh but I DO love it when you call me Big Poppa!
Stop that! You're killin me!
Let's talk about Art
Holy Punctuation Car Crash!
Of thee I sing....
When you read this diary entry.... you will have 7 days.......
Remembrances of Things Past
here comes the bride....
Premiere of the Century
knock on wood(grain)
Hey Ma (happy birthday)
Detroit Crock City
Just ma thoughts. just some of ma thoughts
I gotta have them!
Embrace me for I am Genius.
Count. Pointer-Count. (or: 'can you tell I'm totally ripped?')
How old are you again?
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Party at Jackie Chan's!
Always a champ!
not enough hours in a day (to complain about stuff)
Ladies? Can you feel me? Gay men? Can you feel me?
oh! there goes gravity
short and sour
Stop it, you're turning me on.
hack 'n ' snipe, hack 'n' snipe
Attack of the Snipper
finger on the trigger for the years to come
Big words you learned in college
bang bang bang
your girlfriend's dead and you've got blood on your stereo system
it's all about the benjamins
I could have given you a better life
The New Deal
I feel like Julia Roberts.
with heavy heart, and bloated abdomen
I'll colour the sky with you, I'll let you choose the blue.
Retarded fake survey time!
Oh my my my....
Now I feel ancient...
The good, the bad, and the possible fatal.
boring as ass.
Oochie Wally Wally
You're the Good Things
Return of the Almighty Beerwolf.
Dale Ronson from Oshawa is a fag, pt. II
hotter than a set of twin babies
Dale Lancaster Ronson from Oshawa is a fag.
Heaven I need a hug....
So much desperation in my voice....
My figure is full...of SHIT!!!
fwd: totally retarded
Fake Scottish People.
Don't make me come over there!
things that make you go GRRRRRRR
The Merlot Lowdown
this entry is kinda pure BALLS. sorry.
Kids are livin liberally, lovin all their liberty
Me and ma heathens...
Parce que c'est vrai, non?
les babies Gunst...
Moving up? Naw, moving EAST.
i'm on a road shaped like a figure 8
Short 'n' Crappy
Carnival of Human Error
I didn't have to use my AK, but...
happy bastille day you french fags
With a little bit of *ungh* *ungh*...
Volo, non valeo
party party party
Feel the Realness
make me spazz like 5 cats on booze
Strizzoke in ma brizzain
Point / Counterpoint
Happy Father's Day
hear me out
it's okay to be impressed
It's Mexico's Fault...
crosby stills brooks and DUNN?
to wrestle is to win.
pretty young ladyland
Feel the Pain
the wicked keeper is down!
in fucked company...
New York Confuses Me
apple crisp THIS!
Buy my album when it drops
pump iron/ pump heroin
rub me for good luck
Billy, don't be a hero...
no really, who IS your daddy?
somewhere between stupid and pointless.
show me what you're working with!
leave the birth control to him...
Dream a little dream
limping all the way to the bank
this entry is boring okay?
Not so very slammin'
Pants down, Whalers up!
Out with the Queen mum, In with JESUS!!
Mike Post you rule!!!
diaryland makes me want to smoke crack
fake meatz rip
eat shit and die
SA DA TAY!!!!
Take my heart and rub it
BIG UPS TO THE WORLD MASSIVE!
Can I kick it? YES YOU CAN!!!
Toronto confuses me.
Lord, Send Me an Angel
10 pounds of fun!!!!
I own you.
gallery of recent works
Wack Traxx with DJ Data Entry!
girl's got a lazy eye for me
get yo tip rocked by them T.O. hos
"the bald eagle takes flight"
Beat the Meatles
i am a gifted filmmaker.
MAYHEM! MAYDAY! MAYFLOWER!
fagnets. the fridge magnets for gays
No. What R *U* talking about?
Shut out the light, then shut out the light. beeyotch.
achtung! falling elderly women!
too many niggas, not enough HOs!!!
joey lawrence is like "whoa!"
do it to me one more time.
Gobble Gobble Gobble
good clean fun with alcohol
get yo teen pregnancy on!
happy halloween. love, slayer.
my mom confuses me with Woody Harrelson obviously
"dan burke is the fuckin KING OF SPADINA!!!"
farewell to legs
white mans overbite
my diary is getting worse and worse, eh?
Ikea=daycare, cute boy=not mine. apparently.
i am going to use the word fuck a whole fucking lot right now
the test i just can't fail.
all the wrong people doing all the wrong things
This must be the place
it's raining, it's pouring, on the corner, i'm whoring
my mom is a ROCK LOBSTER
Operation Infinite Jest
hey little girl, wanna be in a picture?
"you will wake up...in a different country"
fun facts and activities for kids
home equity hound
new media, new headphones.
sick as a dog. if dogs were particularly sick, which, I never noticed?
let's get all hopped up on jesus
have you seen these banners?
i hate canada
Snob factor continues / HONKYTONK.
Snotty Elizabeth and her snotty emails
squarepusher / genero$$$ity
your diary bites it
i miss my Piano Magic record. boo hoo.
sex, drugs, and pictures of cute little animals
what was *I* up to?
fuck the POlice!
law breaker!!! i am a L.A.W. B.R.E.A.K.E.R. !!
i hate everyone / stalker #2 / insane mothers
sucky water park!!
naughty office girl
pussy / old irish windbag / "art hair"
midnight in the (junction) gardens of good and evil
cloak and dagger/ awesome TTC driver
I love you (genital) warts and all / my new job
Here's where we get CANADIAN
one, two, three, four sets of handcuffs!
kleenex girl wonder's family of rock!!!
nyc, the rapture, fun with jogging!
cheever/ cabbage patch kids
melissa joan hart / trip to montreal
apples in stereo / yelling at pets
lame lame lame
stupid party, stoned with family
OCAD. give me a break.
i'm a blabbermouth
grr ROGERS MEDIA!! grr SNOW!
very sleepy in early feb
my non-diary... the