Retarded fake survey time!

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Toronto or Kentucky. Preferably a crib so dope it stretches FROM Toronto to Kentucky.

2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

my tan corduroy jacket that Dale Lancaster Ronson- Oshawa fag- thinks is his now.

3. FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE(S) OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

features most resembling the SAME sex..

4.WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

Brooks and Dunn. Duh.

5. WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

passed out in my bathtub

6. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Blow Up

7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE KISSED?

at the Gucci store.

8. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?

I know my body is CRAZY tight from all the exercise I get smoking cigarettes and sleeping, but I'm going to have to go with mind because one day I am going to lose my figure... yeah right!!

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?

I don't know what that means. Can I tell you what time I go to sleep in the morning? Usually around 6:03

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

vibrator

. 11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

my being shy at the wrong times

people stealing my drinks from the fridge at work

the way most people raise their children

12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Liquid banjo

13.FAVOURITE COLOUR?

pink and blue. like tiny little babies.

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?

pizza.

15.DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

After my party, it's-the-af-ter-par-ty.

16.FAVOURITE CHILDREN'S BOOK

the July '99 issue of Barely Legal

17. FAVOURITE SEASON?

Prada. Fall '98.

18.WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

being bent over a sofa

19.IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER NATURAL POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I would shit bills yall.

20.IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT, AND WHERE IS IT?

I don't want to talk about it

21.CAN YOU JUGGLE?

I have a pretty nice set of 'JUGGLES' yeah.

22.WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND TALK TO?

Pauly Shore... before he hit the big time

23.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

any day where I do *not* have to use my AK, i guess.

24.WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

if I had a car i would keep myself in the trunk and let you drive because I'm all about trust, ya heard?

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

the hamburgler

28.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?

smirnoff

. 29.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE 2 TV SHOWS

any "comedy" made in Canada by people older than my parents

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