CARO DIARIO!

Today I went over to my storage unit and went through some boxes, in an attempt to lessen the load I will be schlepping to Canada, but in doing so I found my...

SUPER SECRET DIARY FROM "COLLEGE" DAYS

I knew this piece of shit was going to surface someday!! I immediately put it in my totebag for at-home enjoyment- and holy shit is it amazing in the particular brand of nerdy embarrassing garbage it brings to the table.

Unfortunately I still know a lot of the people mentioned therein so I can't type tons but - okay well- here's an aside: So, I am chronically depressed right? Or I was let's say- manic-depressive more as a youngster so the entries are all really spazzy, or apologetic or suicidal? Okay- so here's one from March 6th, 1998.

March 6th
YOU ARE NO ONE. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. I'D KILL YOU BUT HOW CAN YOU KILL SOMEONE THAT ISN'T THERE? BOYS DON'T LIKE YOU GROW UP.

Holy. Shit. I wanted to call Mike at work just to re-enact that but I figured it can wait until 5:30. Here's an excerpt from one from March 15th, 1998 when some coke-d up douchebag was trying to do me in a boozecan bathroom and I told him I had a boyfriend in Seattle.

..."I also kept up this story later as he leaned in to kiss me saying, "that's too bad because i would rock you little planet" HA HA! Sure Rodney!..." (the guy in question looked like Rodney Dangerfield)

Wow. An hour later I'm struck by how boring it is also! What else have I learned?
+ I used to use the phone to call boys. a lot. (This was before the dawn of the text message)

+I had a "date" with Dale. Complete with 2 small diagrams

+Some boy overheard me say he was a bad kisser

+I made a lot of mix tapes and lists of up to date 'crush order'. For instance, who knew that on May 9th, 1998, Chris Gunst from the Beachwood Sparks occupied spot #2??? I DID!!

Rock on, shitty memorabilia!


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