Count. Pointer-Count. (or: 'can you tell I'm totally ripped?')

Alextween: FBI WARNS OF 'SPECTACULAR ATTACKS' THREAT

Alextween: They acknowledged that the language of this alert was more extreme than similar alerts issued in the past; earlier alerts have seldom made reference to the expectation of large-scale attacks or possible casualties.

fevrier records: hahahah SPECTACULAR!!!

Alextween: YEAH!!!!!!!!

Alextween: what a word to choose!!!!!

Alextween: i picture fireworks...

fevrier records: FBI WARNS OF AWE-INSPIRING ATTACKS....

Alextween: HAHAHA...exactly!!!!!!! PHENOMENAL attacks.

fevrier records: AND JAW-DROPPING SPECIAL EFX

Alextween: HAHAHAH....

fevrier records: OSAMA THREATENS "HELLA CASUALTIES"

Alextween: sources suggest Al Qaeda may favor spectacular attacks that meet several criteria: high symbolic value, mass casualties, severe damage to the American economy and maximum psychological trauma. The highest-priority targets remain within the aviation, petroleum and nuclear sectors, as well as significant national landmarks.

fevrier records: And Ebert raves, "IT'LL BE A TOUR DE FORCE IN TERRORIST STRATEGY"

Alextween: HAHAHAHAA!!!!!

fevrier records: see? "mass casualties" they mean like "mass heaps, guy!"

Alextween: BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE BY BIN LADEN.

fevrier records: OSAMA---> USAMA hailed as BRILLIANT CAREER MOVE says P. DIDDY

Alextween: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Alextween: OSAMA SHINES IN A SPECTACULAR PERFORMANCE/ATTACK. - Michael Medved

fevrier records: 'Why hasn't CNN given me my own show yet" asks ELIZABETH MANN

Alextween: you need to have a failed talk show first (i.e. phil donahue, geraldo rivera).

fevrier records: Girlfriend, he's cheating on you- trust me. In other news, these terrorists are giving me a BONER!!! -- Michael Musto

Alextween: HAHAH...

fevrier records: " I'M LIZ SMITH!" - Liz Smith

fevrier records: OSAMA "REALLY FEELIN" THE LAST WHITE STRIPES ALBUM

Okay- that's enough. You get but a *glimpe* into what I referred to earlier today as "my inner mindworld." Hey man- membership has its privileges.



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