Stars and Stripes Forever

Today I am celebrating my independence! Like just this morning I cleaned the kitchen independently and also made a power shake which was semi-dependent on the hand mixer but still delicious. Later I will bake a red, white and blue cake to bring to a pal's party and later still I will shake my buttocks/botox at Hot Times.

Yesterday at work:

me: I feel the need to floss.
coworker: what?
me: Like I have to floss.
coworker: So floss!
me: No, in the dental sense- not the rap sense.

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