"Tim, teach her about Sebadoh"

Did you all totally love when I was pregnant for 5 hours? I know I did! I was debating whether or not to pre-warn Mike about it and decided on "yes" because I would have felt real bad if he had thrown himself off the Proctor & Gamble tower on his lunch break.

Hey- is a million a real number? If it is I think that's how many pictures I took while monstered at Piano's on Tuesday night.





I'm not sure when Tim* arrived or why he bothered to stay but I guess when you're a "true friend" you don't think things like "Holy shit, this girl's destroyed beyond recognition, I'm outta here."

THERE WAS A PICTURE OF TIM HANGING OUT HERE BUT HE TOLD HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS GOING TO THE STORE AND THEN NEVER CAME BACK SO HE ASKED TO HAVE THIS PICTURE REMOVED SO HE CAN DISAPPEAR LIKE SPALDING GRAY.


Piano's is total "last stop on the drunkard train" for people other than just me and Cristi. There were these total hongos all trying to hang with us and fuck up our "photoshoot"


See? Here's one of them now. Cristi's face rules.

NOW look. This is why you shouldn't let dongers come anywhere near you unless you like getting your drinks spilled on your fucking lap so you have to spend the rest of the night looking like Jeff Klassen. I remember yelling something like "Oh you CLOWNCOCK! Buy her another drink." Either he did or he didn't. I don't recall and it really doesn't matter does it.






Oh yeah that's right. I made Tim buy us these shots. Cristi tried to communicate with the empty glass via her 3rd eye. Good luck with that.

Seriously. Who the fuck even does shit like this? Mash some girls face? If I wasn't really busy falling into the table behind me I would have probably raged on this dude. Tim never rages. That's part of his charm.



Yeah we're eating gummy bears that I got at some deli while Cristi and I were still at Leopard Lounge hanging out with huge waterbugs.

What else?
These are the same couches we had in the "Senior Lounge" at my highschool and obviously I thought I was back there, cold relaxing between Bio and Christian Ethics. Also somehow my hair is totally messed up and I'm reaching for a beer that was on our table before we got there. Alright.

Enough partytronics.


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