Party at Jackie Chan's!
This is going to be the best entry ever- I'm not even going complain about how I toss and turn and cry in my bed like a heroin addict, covered in nicotine patches. Like in the previous entry, I have a yet another bottle of vodka on my knee. My house doesn't have any ice either.
Okay so here goes...
I have mentioned my crush on Owen Wilson before...
Alextween: owen wilson is always so "this is all bullshit...and so are you." he's like a less bitchy, funnier steve malkmus
fevrier records: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALEX
fevrier records: get his address
fevrier records: i don't want to ask my dad!
Alextween: why do you love him so much
Alextween: do you like him because he writes scripts.
Alextween: that are good/funny.
Alextween: do you like him because he's smart.
Alextween: do you like him because you think he's hot.
Alextween: do you like him because he's an ironic malkmusy wiseass?
fevrier records: all of the above
Alextween: all of the above?
fevrier records: yes
fevrier records: and I like how he gave the Royal Tenenbaums script to my dad during an AA meeting
Alextween: that rules.
Alextween: who does owen wilson date?
fevrier records: um.. no one
fevrier records: he is waiting for me
fevrier records: if not, that is your little project. find out.
...... (a minute later...)
Alextween: YOU HAVE TO GO TO THIS SITE:
Alextween: it's called "date owen wilson"
fevrier records: hang on
fevrier records: I'm playing fuckin dominoes
Alextween: it's like the choose your own adventure books, except you're dating owen wilson in it.
fevrier records: OMG!!!
fevrier records: the party scene?
fevrier records: "people get drunk... you both hate that"
Alextween: i went for the walk in the park.
Alextween: he compliments me on my eyes.
Alextween: ok, if you go to the restaurant, you get to have sex with him.
fevrier records: THIS IS THE GREATEST
Alextween: you get to hang out with jackie chan in one of them. "jackie said a great joke and everyone laughed"
fevrier records: and "owen's music takes me to places I've never been before"
fevrier records: like to an AA meeting
That's all for today folks. Just imagine. 3:35pm and no one has dropped a couch on me yet! score.
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