Thursday, July 12, 2001
dudes! I know this is exceptionally hard to believe, but I am employed now! And not only am I employed but my job totally SLAYS! It is second best only to professional nap artist (previous job) or like... champion equestrian (like my wee sister. you rock lucy!) Anyway, I work for an online personals company and I read losers' ads all day and cancel them if they want to get it on with minors, use the word 'watersports' or include their email address and stuff. Oh and I crack up all day and send the ads to my friends and family. Oh and there's beer and BBQs and stuff. Anyway, below are some choice excerpts from ads I encountered this morning.
I love people that have a great smile, and i am kind of over weight......i love smoking and i have about 1 pack a day, i like the beach when it is a hot day, i have just lost 56 pounds but i still have 44 to go! call me somtime!
Hey my name is Joe...actually it's Mike (long story, actually its not). I'm 5'10 brown hair, blue eyes.
I like to skateboard, they didnt have that on selection thing, I also enjoy making skateboard films with friends, snowboard, bowling, camping, being outdoors rules!
I love driving around, pointless driving is my favorite.
I AM NOT SURE IF I AM LOOKING FORA RELATIONSHIP JUST NOW JUST LOOKING FOR AN AVAILABLE EAR MY WIFE DECIDED WE SHOULD BE "APART" AND I AM HAVING DIFFICULT TIME ADJUSTING TO BEING ALONE
Carpe Diem means "Seize the Moment"
I work in the Electro-Mechanical Engineering profession.
I am a loving ,jolly person who like to make very good long lasting friends.
My friends say I'm fat, but I think not, i have slimed down.
I'm more than just a intellegent guy! I'm also funny.
hi my name is jonny i like cars racing and dirtbikes and really cute girls iam a dirtbike racer that is what i do for a living
I am looking for Platonic friendship! I am also the leader of Mens Organization.
I am JASON97 who MALE.
My friends say I'm SUCKER FOR AN ACUT SMILE, but I think THEY ARE RIGHT.
I'm more than just a AA! I'm also GENTLE.
I really love to CHAT.
My idea of a good time includes GOING OUT.
I really want to meet a A NICE WOMAN who is BEATIFUL.
I like KINDNESS in a person.
BEAUTY is important to me.
I'm looking for BEAUTY.