Honkeys.

Love is in the muthafuckin air- and I think it's aggravating my allergies. I have a date at the mall today. But first here is a conversation I had with my friend KB about some stuff... enjoy!

microtard says:
i can't believe that dude said "sand nigger" in a reply to like... all recipients...

microtard says:
wtf?

KB says:
no kidding.

KB says:
and someone defended him in my guestbook! I have been having an ongoing debate with him about it.

KB says:
like, there is no excuse for spamming someone, ESPECially if you use the words sand niggers.

KB says:
besides, they're CAVE niggers. Everybody knows that.

microtard says:
yeah.. cave niggers is indeed the mot juste

KB says:
the white people are a bunch of asswipes, I swear.

KB says:
i no longer wish to be a part of this whole white people business. can't I be, like, clear? Ha ha, like the Scientologists! "Clear".

microtard says:
whoa

microtard says:
i have never met a real one... are they clear??

microtard says:
my sister is pretty translucent. you can see all her veins when she stands in the sun

KB says:
that's their word for when you spend a shitbank of money and they deem you "clear", meaning evolved or some crap.

microtard says:
rad!

microtard says:
so Travolta is totally just like.. .a beam of light?

KB says:
i just made up that word, shitbank. Is that good?

microtard says:
it slays

KB says:
Travolta is pretty fucking clear, yeah, because he probably gives them multiple shitbanks of his own scrilla, like, every day.

microtard says:
tom cruise may be fucking see-through, but he still wears lifts.

microtard says:
Scientology can't change that

KB says:
exactly!

KB says:
he's still like four feet tall, and has a tooth in the middle, like a horn. Like, that's why he got those braces. Because he literally had a MIDDLE TOOTH. How do you grow that shit? I certainly couldn't do it.

microtard says:
totally hard work.

microtard says:
when I quit my job in February i thought "Finally I can grow that beard I've been meaning to grow but am always too busy..." but i never had no thoughts about a janky tooth.

microtard says:
that's wack. Tom Cruise. Urban Unicorn


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