Waste Your Evening, Wastoid!
of The Shit***
Booze and Booty- Wherein I experience the
joy and the pain of Christmas with my family and am humbled by a man with one
leg. December 2002.
Talk about Art - Beth and I go to Dale's art opening and talk about
mythical beasts. April 2003.
Wally Wally - I have an aggravating discussion with a stranger
about my vagina! Kinda. Summer 2002.
Fake Survey Time! - An enlightening interview with me. Whocares
Marketing Opportunities of Destruction - I design some clip art
for post-9/11 New York. Heartwarming.
of Things Past- Some sick games I used to play as a child. Thanksgiving.
the Injustice! - I get made fun of in Trucker magazine, go to a
bunch of parties including one where everyone has to rock a moustache.
and everything smells like Urine-
A day at the hospital, lady loses a child, convict threatens to kill me, Canada
Day. Summer 2003
Sticking - Comical Photograph, "Karl Says"
from the Underground - A creepy, awkward and totally unintelligible
letter from my father when he was a raging junkie.
Good Static - Alex's weird idiosyncracies come to life. Fall 2003
Camera Action! - A bunch of photos from Blackout 2003. Kinda funny
like so what I'm drunk" - I write to Karen with an offer to
send her a real life hobo, Sebastien disses Ottawa
Being Stung By a Million bees at Once - Some fucked up website
about "skin on unusual parts." Visually stimulating and timeless.
Drink and Kickbox- This entry features a video of me wiping out!
is beautiful. If by "beautiful" you mean "retarded"
- A fantastic photo essay brimming with hilarity. Fall 2003.
Diary: Your own personal Jesus - Part 2 of the aforesaid photo-essay,
though not as hilarious.
When She Jumps on the Bed- I confess my secret desire to own a
Tempurpedic Swedish Sleepsystem in this artful essay!
Day Party - Wherein I tell some embarrassing story about being
a closet Billy Joel fan / a poignant story about my parents divorce
Jewel in New Jersey's Crown- A trip to wallet-shredding Atlantic
City with Alex. I left out the part where a homeless man eats Alex's popsicle
when he put it down for like one second.
with Rasheed - Karl and I talk about how shitty Adbusters is and
then he goes and pees a rainbow. Awesome.
Maid takes Chinaman Hostage: SARS blamed - Just
like the title says. Summer 2003
moving on with your life- Another SARS related thing where I go
to Taco Bell and begin reminding people my birthday is imminent! I know that
sounds really fascinating. Fuck it. Don't bother.
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