Hey dudes, Roger Reporter here! I'm working on a hot "people story" about life in Canada.

Want to know what it's like to be fat, jobless and afflicted by a urinary tract infection? According to Elizabeth Mann, it's totally awesome hysterical fun and she only has to pop like 3 klonopins a day to stop the tears (of joy, silly)!

Here are some recent pictures of this tall drink of water (or CRANBERRY juice, ha!)

In other news, she adds that she has a "Scottish temper" and is "sick of pretending to care about the Velvet Underground" because she doesn't.

That's the scoop from the Parkdale section of Toronto, that's right, the neighborhood so shitty, SUBWAY won't even open a franchise there!

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